{"id":3999,"date":"2018-01-30T12:12:27","date_gmt":"2018-01-30T11:12:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sans-avion.net\/tdm\/?p=3999"},"modified":"2018-01-30T10:06:25","modified_gmt":"2018-01-30T09:06:25","slug":"le-kiwi-qui-netait-pas-un-fruit-du-hasard-fable","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sans-avion.net\/tdm\/le-kiwi-qui-netait-pas-un-fruit-du-hasard-fable\/","title":{"rendered":"Le kiwi qui n&rsquo;\u00e9tait pas un fruit du hasard (fable)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>D\u00e9couvrant la Nouvelle-Z\u00e9lande,<br \/>\nLe touriste bien renseign\u00e9<br \/>\nSait qu&rsquo;un kiwi n&rsquo;est pas qu&rsquo;un fruit !<\/p>\n<p>Il voit donc dans la p\u00e9nombre,<br \/>\nUn volatile au ventre arrondi :<br \/>\nBien fier de sa couleur nature,<br \/>\nSans ailes et au bec long,<br \/>\nLe visiteur se croit s\u00fbr de lui !<\/p>\n<p>Il pavane, se pensant devenu un kiwi ;<\/p>\n<p>Mais gr\u00e2ce \u00e0 la sapience<br \/>\nDe son glorieux entourage,<br \/>\nIl d\u00e9couvre que ce n&rsquo;en \u00e9tait pas un.<\/p>\n<p>Conclusion : n&rsquo;est pas kiwi qui veut !<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_4000\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4000\" style=\"width: 640px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.sans-avion.net\/tdm\/wp-content\/uploads\/DSC08357.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-large wp-image-4000\" src=\"http:\/\/www.sans-avion.net\/tdm\/wp-content\/uploads\/DSC08357-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"le faux kiwi\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.sans-avion.net\/tdm\/wp-content\/uploads\/DSC08357-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.sans-avion.net\/tdm\/wp-content\/uploads\/DSC08357-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.sans-avion.net\/tdm\/wp-content\/uploads\/DSC08357-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.sans-avion.net\/tdm\/wp-content\/uploads\/DSC08357-360x270.jpg 360w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-4000\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">le faux kiwi<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Traduction pour ceux qui ne savent pas :<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>un kiwi c&rsquo;est bien s\u00fbr un fruit<\/li>\n<li>mais aussi le surnom donn\u00e9 aux habitants de la Nouvelle-Z\u00e9lande<\/li>\n<li>mais aussi leur oiseau nocturne embl\u00e9matique (qui ressemble mais n&rsquo;est pas comme celui de la photo)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>D\u00e9couvrant la Nouvelle-Z\u00e9lande, Le touriste bien renseign\u00e9 Sait qu&rsquo;un kiwi n&rsquo;est pas qu&rsquo;un fruit ! Il voit donc dans la p\u00e9nombre, Un volatile au ventre arrondi : Bien fier de sa couleur nature, Sans ailes et au bec long, Le visiteur se croit s\u00fbr de lui ! Il pavane, se pensant devenu un kiwi ; Mais gr\u00e2ce \u00e0 la sapience De son glorieux entourage, Il d\u00e9couvre que ce n&rsquo;en \u00e9tait pas un. Conclusion : n&rsquo;est pas kiwi qui veut !&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"read-more\"><a class=\"btn btn-default\" href=\"https:\/\/www.sans-avion.net\/tdm\/le-kiwi-qui-netait-pas-un-fruit-du-hasard-fable\/\">Lire la suite<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> Lire la suite<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[506],"tags":[579,530],"class_list":["post-3999","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nouvelle-zelande","tag-fable","tag-kiwi"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sans-avion.net\/tdm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3999","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sans-avion.net\/tdm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sans-avion.net\/tdm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sans-avion.net\/tdm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sans-avion.net\/tdm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3999"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.sans-avion.net\/tdm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3999\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4001,"href":"https:\/\/www.sans-avion.net\/tdm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3999\/revisions\/4001"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sans-avion.net\/tdm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3999"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sans-avion.net\/tdm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3999"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sans-avion.net\/tdm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3999"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}